Separating Hinn from His Hiney

Yes, Benny Hinn's 'Hiney' has filed for divorce.
They have been separated for about 30 days.
And married for about 30 years.

"Irreconcilable differences", Mrs. Hinn claims.
Shock and awe, Mr. Hinn claims.

Which begs the biblical question, "Which differences are irreconcilable?"
And the question, "Which differences are not?"

Grounds which dear Dr. Mike- ably presents here.
And grounds which I have not as ably- presented elsewhere.

Yet are they truly "irreconcilable"?
And if shock and awe is truly the case- was there any intervention? Any Biblical counseling?
Or is Hinn or his filing Hiney above such compassionate counseling ?

Now, it remains to be seen- if Hinn can pull another alleged miracle- of out of his alleged gift.
The great miracle of reconciliation. Before she is truly "loosed"- 1 Cor. 7:15.

But if he truly has the Holy Spirit- he has an obligation to try.
To "pursue the things which make for peace" (Rom. 14:19)- lest his hiney be hung out to dry.

So get on your knees- and kiss hiney, Mr. Hinn.
Kiss her hiney till the cow comes home.

And then kiss her till her kisser sleeps.
Cuz only fools will kiss a tombstone.